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Vampires don’t sleep? They used to have to shut down during the day … Now they’re just balls out, 24-7?ĭo all the movies have these long, intense sex scenes?Īre the sparkles that radiate from K-Stew real or was that just expressionist filmmaking? Vampires just wear regular people clothes? When did capes go out of style? T-Laut nicknames Renesmee “Nessie.” K-Stew angrily shouts, “You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster.” Is the Loch Ness Monster real in this world or was K-Stew making a joke? If the latter, why would Nessie be a laughable idea, while talking wolves are serious business?Īre these movies exclusively shot with close-ups?ĭid all the vampires live together before they built/found this house for K-Stew and R-Patz? Why do some vampires get privacy and others don’t? And even more disturbing that those teenage girls found it so funny. He made that vampire baby the love of his werewolf life. And that animal is wolves.Įww, now I get imprinting. Dolittle who can only talk to one animal. Unless those wolves are just wolves and because he is a werewolf he is capable of speaking to all wolves, like a Dr. They call T-Laut “Wolfy?” Is he the only werewolf? You’d think so, if that generic nickname distinguishes him.
Why is the audience cracking up at this scene where T-Laut implies he is really fond of this baby and that it’s a “wolf thing”? Whatever imprinting is, it is apparently hilarious to 15-year-old gals. Vampires grow fast but apparently stop aging at a very arbitrary part in their lives. How old is that baby? A day? 12? 3? Also, why does it look so weird? It’s like she was just cut and pasted into this film from some ten-year-old home movie. Is she famous? I think that’s Ashley Greene. Who is the pixie-haired one? She is pretty. Why does T-Laut just hang out with a bunch of vampires? One must be this Kellan Lutz fella - but which one!? Why does T-Laut seem to care about this baby so much? Is this going to get creepy?Īnd who are all these other people? Are they vampires?Įveryone is so pretty. Some people have names like Ed and Jake and some have names like Renesmee? Does it have some vampire meaning or is it like when terrible parents give their kids names like Sebastian? Vampire diet: Either (a) Suck the blood from humans or (b) Eat mountain lions and other comparable large cats? No happy medium? Vampires can fly without turning into bats? Less lost clothes, I guess. Vampires are so fast that their movement makes a loud gust sound, like a brooding Speedy Gonzales. Why is K-Stew stronger than R-Patz? Is it because of Water for Elephants?ĭo all these movies take place in the woods? And why is that owl awake during the day? Vampowl? Is his face always like that? It’s like he washed it with a powdered doughnut. Are vampires super hot or super cold? I would guess they are warm-blooded because that sounds sexier.
Robert Pattinson tells her that their body temperatures are the same now. I think Kristen Stewart’s a vampire? But that’s a new development? And are her eyelashes always that long? Is this very long opening scene a famous staple of the series, like the Bond movies, but only in black, white, and red and consisting solely of shots of the woods?
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Reminder: Don’t anger millions of teenage girls they know how to hold a grudge. Is that just a credits thing?Īre these other people in the credits famous too? Kellan Lutz was just on 30 Rock, right? Ashley Greene is somebody, I think. But if you, like me, are clueless about Twilight, they won’t ruin your day.) That is all I knew when I was assigned to go see a screening of Breaking Dawn – Part 2 and told to write down my confused thoughts and questions as I watched. I don’t know her character’s name or if she is a human or vampire or werewolf.
I also haven’t seen either in any other movies, other than T-Laut’s appearance in Valentine’s Day (appearing with his then-girlfriend Taylor Swift - I know that). One is played by Taylor Lautner and one is played by Robert Pattinson (whose last name I recently learned was not Paterson). One is a vampire and one is a werewolf, not sure which is which. I have gleaned this and only this info in the years since: There is someone named Jacob and someone named Edward.
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Possibly out of resentment, I remained willfully ignorant of the series ever since. I said: “Do you guys have a book called Twilight?” and “It’s by or about someone named Stephenie Meyer.” The employee just laughed and pointed over my shoulder to a six-foot-tall display for the book series. After walking into the store, I handed this piece of paper to the first employee I could find. I first learned about Twilight four years ago, when a former employer at a talent agency handed me a note that read “Twilight Stephenie Meyer” and instructed me to pick it up at a local bookstore. Photo: Andrew Cooper,SMPSP/Summit Entertainment
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